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HHAHAHAHAHHAHA....no really... HAHAHAHAHAHA [29 Oct 2005|11:03am]
I do love John Waters movies...

John Waters
Your film will be 75% romantic, 50% comedy, 18% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.
Filmography: Hairspray, Cry Baby, Pecker, A Dirty Shame, Serial Mom, Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Mondo Trasho, and more. Hopefully your entire life happened in Baltimore, Maryland, because that is where your life story will take place with John Waters at the helm. Your mother will be played either by a large transvestite or Kathleen Turner ... oh, the levels of irony! Anyway, we hope your life was full of pleasant scents because your movie will be released in Smell-O-Vision like his movie Polyester (1981), but will likely not have any dog-poop-eating such as in Pink Flamingos (1972). Johnny Depp will play your uncle.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 99% on action-romance

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You scored higher than 94% on humor

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You scored higher than 0% on complexity

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You scored higher than 27% on budget
Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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